- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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