Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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