- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

time to spruce up!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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