- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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