Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

quantum physics?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

my wife out of the kitchen

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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