- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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