Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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