- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

knock knock i have diarrhea

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Yo Momma is not fat.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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