What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where's my tractor?

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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