- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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