- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Knock knock.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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