there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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