- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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