Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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