- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

p

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??