- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Jack Stevens

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

DERP

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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