- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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