Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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AIDS

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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