What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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