- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!