- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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