- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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