- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Womans baksetball...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

it was all Tagart

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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