- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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