- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Knock Knock.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

penis

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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