What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

The chickens have become self-aware!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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