what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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