Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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