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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

You had better thumbs up this post.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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