- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a man checks his mypsace

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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