How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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your so fat. your fat!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why? Why not?

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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