- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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