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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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