- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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