What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Anti Joke

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