- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Faithful men.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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