What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the WNBA.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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