some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

He--Hey guys

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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