- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Charlie Sheen is winning

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