Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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