What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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