So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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