Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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