- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

i'm hard

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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