- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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