- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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