What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

how do you win a game try your best

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

where's mom I killed her

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A black man walks out of a police station

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Racial Equality

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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