Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Anti Joke

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