- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Gus's mom

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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