- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A house comes around the corner.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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