- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Guest what in the butt

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Immigration Laws

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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