- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Phew... it's gone.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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