How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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