- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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