Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What is older than history?

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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