- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

i have yougurt mit traktor

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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