- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

your so fat. your fat!

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why? Why not?

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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