How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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