- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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