No it doesnt..

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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