- Anti Joke

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."