- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

the WNBA.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a joke? no

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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