3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Ruller

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

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