How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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hi bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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