GRAAAAAAAR.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Well, this is fun.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Women's rights.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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George W. Bush

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Anti Joke

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