What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Global Warming.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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