If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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blubber vaginass CC

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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i have aids and a chode

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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No joke.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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i like potatoes

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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apple pie.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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