Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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knock knock go away

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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You.

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William Raines.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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poop.........

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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