What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Military intelligence.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Women's rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

did you ever see a butter fly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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