- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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