A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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