How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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