Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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I Love Hitler.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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The Aristocrats

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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