- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Canada

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

josh simpson has cancer

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What will happen when a black person die they die

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

American healthcare.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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