What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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That's unfortunate.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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