I got shot, you laughed

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A joke

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Womens Sports

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

arse

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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