- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

what rhymes with sloth? rape

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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