- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

French people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You.

make me a sandwich!

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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