how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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knock knock go away

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is a dog? Bark

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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You.

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William Raines.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

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