- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Black people are innocent.

theres a fat guy

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

An antijoke

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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