Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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women's rights

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Men's rights

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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You.

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My life

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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