The government makes a good decision

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black man killed someone

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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