a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Ruller

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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