Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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