Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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