Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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knock knock go away

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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your fat

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Men's rights

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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You.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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France never surrender.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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