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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The jets are a good team..

arse

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black succeeds

your all shit at jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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