what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Black people are innocent.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A black man killed someone

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Shit.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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im jewish

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What what In the butt

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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