- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Obama

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Brett Farve

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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