Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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