- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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