knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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1d

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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No!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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PENIS lol

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