Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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wenis

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Man U

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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